Sunday, February 21, 2010

Big Brains

We had some exciting moments in our family this week. Joel's class had a science fair. They were told about this sometime before Christmas, and the kids had to have their project selected before the break. Then, they were supposed to be working on it over the past several weeks in preparation for the science fair. When Joel asked me what he should do for his project, my brain instantly went back to an episode of "Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide." If you have not seen that show on Nickelodeon, you--and your kids--are missing out big time. Each hilarious episode follows the adventures of Ned, Cookie and Moze as they teach you the basics of how to survive middle school. The episodes include such subjects as: The Bus, PE, Cell Phones, Wood Shop, Girls, Boys, The First Day of School, etc. But my favorite episode is about the science fair. All the kids (and their parents) have come up with crazy, complex projects. But one boy does a very simple experiment of "Which paper towel absorbs the most water." Everyone makes fun of his project, but in the end he wins first place because all of the other projects have self-destructed and basically destroyed the school and all the other projects. The lesson from the episode was that you don't have to do anything fancy--all that matters is that you follow the Scientific Method.

So I suggested to Joel that he do the paper towel experiment, and he thought that was fantastic. While the other kids in his class (actually the parents) were doing complicated things that really couldn't be quantified, Joel did nothing. The project was due Friday, and so Thursday when Joel got home from school we started his project. 4 brands of paper towels, cut into sheets of the same size; he weighed them dry; he dunked them in water; he weighed them wet; we made a table and a bar graph; we took some pictures; we made his display board. It was very simple, but very clearly followed the scientific method. He came away with 2nd place out of 60 kids! For the record, there is no way the boy who got 1st place actually did his project--the award was for his dad. Joel keeps telling me this, and he is very happy with his 2nd place medal. He wore it to church today, in fact.

Abram's high school participated in the Oregon Academic Decathlon this past weekend. I went along for fun--yes, I think things like that are fun. When he first told me about the event last year, I thought he was kidding, because I had only heard of an academic decathlon on High School Musical, and I thought it was a joke. But there truly is a USAD organization, and it is big time. It's just that Oregon is slow to catch on, apparently.

There is a school nearby us who has won this competition for many years straight. Abram's team wanted so bad to beat those scoundrels. Their field of study was the French Revolution, and the novel they studied was A Tale of Two Cities (one of my personal favorites). I made his team a little good luck charm before we headed to the competition--I knit a rectangle with the rival school's name knit into the pattern. If you haven't read Tale of Two Cities in a while, the evil Madame DeFarge knits the names of the hit-list and beheaded into the pattern of the things she knits. It's the secret code that this bloodthirsty, yet seemingly harmless woman, uses to keep this information. The team and their coach thought this was hilarious, and they carried it around as a good luck charm. The coach and I both thought there was no chance we would win.

When it came down to it, they announced 3rd place, and it wasn't us. Then they announced second place--and it was the rival school, and then first place was Abram's school.

We're going to Omaha for the national competition in April. I get to go along as a chaperone, which I am so excited about. I am also now the team's official language and literature tutor. I never thought I would actually go back to Omaha. Abram is very excited to go see his birthplace.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Nerd Alert!

Nerd Alert!

Abram's high school won the state academic decathlon. The national competion is in Omaha in April! I never thought I would go back to Omaha when we left it in the dust 14 years ago, but I guess you should never say never.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

This awards ceremony is making me hungry.

Last night I watched the Olympics. I love to watch the Olympics. Always have, always will. I especially enjoy it in these modern days of DVR. How did I put up with the torture of Bob Costas in all the years previously? It is so nice to take a 3-4 hour recording of NBC broadcasting, and whittle it down to 1 to 1.5 hours of pure sport. Every now and then one of the athlete biographies is interesting, but for the most part, I don't care. I just want to watch the games. I did truly love the story last night about Alexandre Bilodeau and his brother Frederic last night. What an amazing human. I do have a thing for brown eyes, but with Alexandre, it is much more than that. He is beautiful inside and out. That was a glorious story.

Which leads me to the purpose of this post.

Near the end of the broadcast last night, and right after the special piece on Alexandre, NBC showed the medals ceremony where Alexandre was awarded the gold medal for the men's moguls. I admit I got teary as I heard that stadium full of Canadians singing their anthem and celebrating Alexandre's amazing gold medal performance.

But I was distracted. By his hat. Alexandre's hat. Designed by Hudson Bay Company, along with the rest of the retro-inspired Canadian team uniform. But I think the designer who came up with the hat got his or her inspiration while eating lunch at the mall.

Does this hat
remind you of this hat?

It sure reminds me of Hot Dog On A Stick. I expected Alexandre to climb down from that podium and go start mashing up some lemons in a giant bucket. I asked Abram if he thought there was a resemblance, and he didn't understand. So I googled Hot Dog On A Stick images, and showed him what I was talking about. He started laughing immediately, and we had to rewind the awards to see that crazy hat again.

Alexandre is my hero of this year's Olympics, but I hope I don't have to see him wearing that hat again. Let's hope the Candians stick with Roots for their uniform design for the next winter Olympics.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Noah

Noah demonstrating the proper way an 8-year old boy should eat a Subway sandwich

my twin boys

Joel and Zack are identical twins separated by seven years..

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Here we go again

I realized that I left you all hanging after I killed my mixer last month. I ended up buying a KitchenAid again--with an extended warranty. The Bosch will come later. Heaven knows I would be a lot better off if I made more bread and fewer cookies.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Mr. Strong

Zachary is Mr. Strong. If you don't believe me, just look at him.