Friday, March 11, 2011

Saggy no more

Let me start by saying I love Jacob. He is a good kid who luckily has a good sense of humor.

Sometimes if your mom warns you every day that your pants are sagging and they will disappear, you should listen to her.

I don't understand the fashion concept of the teenage boys and their jeans belted below the butt. It is just so disturbing to me. Sadly, Jacob doesn't share my fashion sense, and he thought it was cool to wear his pants saggy and low so that a mushroom of boxers showed. Momma doesn't like that. Not one bit.

I tried to warn this cute boy that something bad was going to happen to his favorite jeans if I saw his boxers again. I don't think he thought I was serious. And then yesterday I couldn't take it any more. So I told him to drop his pants on the floor, and I pulled out a pair of scissors. I'll never forget his face as I cut up the inseams of the pants.

When I make his jean blanket, I will make sure that this former pair of jeans is incorporated into it so we can always remember... and hopefully laugh about it.

At least he still has one pair of in-tact jeans. Hopefully he is a little more discreet about how he wears that pair.

Saturday, March 5, 2011

My baby can read!

Any wonder why I love to snuggle up and watch movies or read with this boy? He really is a snuggle bug.

He learned how to read this week. Life is totally different now for him. It all started last Friday. He has known the letters and the sounds each letter makes for quite some time, but he just never wanted to learn how to put them all together. But last Friday was his magic moment, where for some reason he was ready. I wrote some easy 3-letter words for him, and he made each sound slowly, and then faster, and then when he realized he had actually read a word, he would just start laughing. He thought it was hilarious! I wrote more and more words, and he read every one of them. I pulled out some letter tiles we have, and I made words that he could read. Then we pulled out the Bob books. He thought it was cool to read words made from tiles, but he thought it was amazing when he read a whole book. By yesterday, he could read Hop on Pop--at least most of the words. We still have some lessons to learn about "the magic E" and "the spy L", but he is well on his way.

With all 7 of our kids it has been the same. They knew letters but did not want to learn to read. And then one day, BAM! They figured out how to hook the letters together, and it was magic. With all of them it started with letter magnets or tiles, then the Bob books. Next we move on to Hop on Pop, and then Dick and Jane. Dick and Jane books are amazing as the next step toward reading. Simple words that repeat in order to produce mastery. I love them. Sure, some sentences can cause you to giggle, but they are great progressive books. Somewhere along the way, we throw in Green Eggs and Ham, Fox in Sox, The Cat in The Hat and Ten Apples Up On Top. It has been so fun to be with each of the kids as they had their eyes opened up to the world of reading.

Most of you know that I have a degree in teaching. I knew in college that if my kids were ever going to learn how to read, I had to teach them before they went to school, because they were never going to get it from school with all the garbage they were teaching me. I got my degree in 1993, and I remember sitting through classes in college where I thought, "What the heck? How's a kid supposed to read if you don't teach them to sound out words?" And also, "How is a kid supposed to learn how to spell something if you are forbidden from telling him that he did it incorrectly?" This was the philosophy of the early '90s, and is still the accepted curriculum in many districts. Ever seen The Music Man? The "Think Method" was a crock, and that's what I was taught in college.... Just show the kids pretty books, and they will feel happy and the words will just enter their minds as they guess what is going on from the pictures. We were taught to not encourage them to sound out words, but that if they didn't know a word they were to look at the pictures and make a guess as to what that word was. I actually had a professor tell us that Dr. Seuss books were the worst books for kids and should be banned from schools. His illustrations were apparently not epic enough to keep the interest of children so that this "Think Method" could work its magic. A bunch of hooey.

To all those idiot professors I had in college, I thumb my nose at you, in honor of Dr. Seuss whose books are brilliant and imaginative. If the professors thought that Dr. Seuss books were bad, you can imagine how they felt about Dick and Jane...

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Savanna

This is one spunky girl. She makes me happy every day.

She has been bringing home some things from school lately that have made me smile. They have to write a short paragraph every day, and these are some of her latest ones:

I am a great friend cause I do fun stuff. I am nice. I help and care. That's why I have a lot of friends.

I have a such embarrassing moment that I can't write it down.

I am really good at Tetris and Mario Cart. I don't know why.

You should be 16 to get a job. My brother is sixteen and he has a job and it is lifeguarding. So we go to his pool a lot.

S- Smart
A- Awesome kid
V- Very strong
A- Awesome kid
N- Nice
N- Nice
A- Awesome

When I grow up I want to stay home with my kids. Because I am nice. And I don't want to waste my money on daycare.

The most awesome thing in the world is my family.

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I should also let you know that she is an expert at cloud identification. She loves to tell me what type of clouds are in the sky. This makes me very happy, because I was as a kid (and still am) rather interested in the weather. She asked me this morning if we could make a rain gauge when she gets home from school. What a kid.

She also can beat every boy in her class at arm wrestling. She wasn't kidding when she said she was very strong.