Saturday, February 25, 2012

Music to my ears

I never thought that Aubrey would like any of the same music I like. But all of that has changed recently. She has decided that the music I love from the 60s and early 70s is pretty dang awesome. One year ago she would have a fit if I tried to listen to John Denver or Simon and Garfunkel. Now sometimes I will walk by her room and hear the aforementioned or The Everly Brothers or something else awesome playing on her sound dock. I must say that her affinity for John Denver does make my day.

Aubrey got a guitar for Christmas, and I introduced her to some of the awesome folk songs that are not too hard on the guitar. I also finally uncovered my John Denver piano and guitar book for her to enjoy.

A few weeks ago she asked me to order a guitar strap for her. She wanted a plain black one but the only one I could find in the material she wanted had the very traditional woven pattern on it. But it had a black background so I gave it a try. When it arrived Aubrey opened the package and wasn't sure about it at first. She said she had to go put it on the guitar to see. I thought it was a no go. But about 2 minutes later Aubs walked into the kitchen with the guitar strapped on and her eyes were sparkling. She asked me how I liked it and I told her it looked awesome and like something John Denver would have used. She said, "That's what I was thinking! I LOVE IT!"

Music to my ears.

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Boy crazy

Savanna is boy crazy.  Not about the boys in her class, for sure.  Not crazy for anyone she actually knows.  But almost every day there is some guy she talks about who she thinks is just so cute.  I remember as a pre-teen crushing on Ricky Schroeder, C. Thomas Howell,  and John Schneider.  But this girl of mine likes some older guys.  Like really old.


We watch an episode of Hogan's Heroes nearly every night, and Savanna thinks Col. Hogan is just so charming.
 Michael Buble is also on her list, both for his looks and for his voice.
 And Carlos Pena--not the baseball player--the actor/singer from Big Time Rush.  This is the guy she is craziest about.

 We also watch The Dick Van Dyke Show a lot at our house.  Savanna loves the episodes that feature little Ritchie Petrie.  I don't dare to show her pictures of what he looks like now.
 Ned's Declassified is also one of our favorite shows, and thanks to Netflix we can watch it every day.  Savanna thinks Ned is a cutie.
One of our favorite movies is Ramona and Beezus.  Savanna IS Ramona, after all.  But she likes to watch it not only for the charming, sweet story but also for Ramona's Dad and also
 The dreamy Uncle Hobart.
 And last week we got Real Steel from Redbox.  Savvy went crazy for Dakota Goyo who played Max in the  movie.  Somehow she overlooked Hugh Jackman because she just couldn't get over "how cute" Max was.  At least he is sort of close to her age.
It is funny to have an 8-year-old girl so boy crazy.  What will she be like as a teenager?

Monday, February 20, 2012

Wonder of wonder

I always like to get a good showtune stuck in my head, and today was no different.

When my car was broken into on Friday night, the police officer told me that almost always the thieves go through the bags, take cash and leave everything else in a bush or trash can somewhere.  It  made me so sad to think about my knitting bag that was so valuable to me, and I  knew had no value to the hoodlum who broke into my car, sitting out in the rain or in a dumpster somewhere.

Well, we got a phone call today from a man who had our stuff!  He was calling from a church and said that yesterday someone had found a black bag under a trailer in their church parking lot, which was about 6 blocks from where the theft had occurred.  The people at the church went through the bag just enough to find Aubrey's ID and then used the internet to find our home number!

Aubrey and I jumped in the van and headed down to claim our stuff.  Indeed, the man handed me my knitting bag, with Aubrey's purse stuffed inside of it.  We were absolutely amazed to find EVERYTHING there, except for Aubrey's $200 (why she had all that cash in her wallet Friday night is another story, and a lesson learned for sure).  But everything else was there--her ID, credit card, mini Book of Mormon, graphing calculator, leather Roots pencil pouch from Canada, pocketknife, and my entire knitting bag had every needle, hook and stitch marker there.  They even left my reading glasses and Paul Revere And The World He Lived In.

So of course the song that has been stuck in my head is from Fiddler on the Roof, "Wonder of wonder, miracle of miracles."

We had been praying for a miracle that somebody would find our cast-off stuff and return it to us, as improbable as that sounded.  But it happened, and we are so happy to have our stuff back.   As scummy as the criminals were who broke into my car, at least they had the decency to leave bag out of the rain and in a place where someone could find it.

I think I will knit something to celebrate!

Saturday, February 18, 2012

One crazy night

Aubrey and I had an adventure last night that we will never forget.

It was a concert celebrating 100 years of John Cage.  Aubrey participated with Fear No Music which presented the concert.   I'm not sure that is something to be celebrated.  As far as John Cage's "music" goes, I felt like it was a modern-day Emperor's New Clothes.  All of the high-society, educated, elite, snobby people just acted amazed at the genius of the performances, just like the people in the old story talked about the beauty and elegance of the Emperor's clothes.  The regular people with brains like me saw it for what it was--not music, just noise and dissonance.  I could see plain as day that the Emperor was parading around in his birthday suit, and I wasn't afraid to say it.

 But it was the hot ticket in Portland--all of high society was there.  Aubrey "played" her harp along with 15 other harpists for a piece called "Postcards From Heaven."  There were a lot of interesting performances last night, each one stranger than the next.  It ended with the famous 4'33".  If you don't know how weird John Cage music is, go to youtube and search for Inlets, Lecture on Nothing, Litany For The Whale, Fourteen, or any other crazy thing that comes up.

Aubrey had a rehearsal at 5:00, where I had my first glimpse of the bizarre evening that was ahead, and then we headed to Portland for some fun as she wasn't on until 10pm.  We had dinner at Swagat, where I watched my daughter fall head-over-heels for Chicken Makhani.  Then we went to Powells where I purchased a copy of Jim Croce's Greatest Hits for piano and guitar.  A treasure.  Next up was Voodoo donuts, and then back to the venue for the concert.  We got there just in time to hear two grown men speaking "whale" back and forth to each other, each word on a particular note.  Next, we went upstairs for the riveting "Inlets."  This was where 3 grownups each had a conch shell, and they used a horse trough full of water to fill their shells and swish the water around under microphones.  Not kidding.  The maestro of the Oregon Symphony was there performing "Lecture on Nothing."  This is basically where in a monotone voice someone reads nonsense phrases for 90 minutes.  The Jabberwocky makes more sense than this did.  It was ridiculous.   During "Fourteen," a tiny man used strings to "bow" the piano strings.  There were about 15 instruments surrounding him, each one playing out random long notes.  20 minutes of this.

At this point of the night I spotted a very fat guy with a white beard that stuck out from his face.  Immediately my thoughts went to Mouse Tales by Arnold Lobel, one of my favorite books from childhood, and one of our children's favorite books.  If you don't have this book, order it RIGHT now. In this book there is a story about an old man who cannot get his pants to stay up, and the children of the town save the day by using their chewing gum to stick his pants up.  The man we saw was identical to the old mouse in that story...and he was dressed just the same!  I got Aubrey's attention and said, "Aubrey!  That guy looks exactly like the old man in.."  And she cut me off with, "MOUSE TALES!" We both had the same reaction to this guy.  Keep reading for Aubrey's drawing of the crazy man.

Then it was Aubrey's turn.  16 harps in a circle, each one playing every which way but the way a harp was meant to be played.  It started with everyone singing into the back of their harps, and then 24 minutes of random glissandos and notes, plus each person had an implement of percussion to beat their harp strings, tuning pegs, soundboard, etc. and make some really strange sounds.  At the end, each person picked up her music from the stand and rubbed it up and down the strings.  And then, on signal each person dropped her music into the middle of the circle on the floor, making a dramatic rustling sound to end the piece.  The applause was deafening.  Seriously, it was the best-received and possibly strangest performance of the night.

I headed out of there to go get my car to load the harp back into, and discovered that someone had broken my window and stolen my knitting bag.  Every knitting needle and tool I owned was in that bag, along with 1/2 a hat and 1.5 mittens.  When they broke in to get the knitting bag, the thieves also discovered Aubrey had left her purse in the car under the seat (I was unaware of this), and they got away with her wallet, a bunch of cash and a very expensive graphing calculator.  It made me sick, but all I could do was file a police report and drive home missing a window.

It was a bummer of a way to end our evening.

Aubrey made me this book to remember the night.  Aubrey is such a great daughter to have.  She makes life a party.  Every picture looks exactly like the person we saw that night; except for the hoodlum.  We have no idea what he looked like.








Thursday, February 16, 2012

Grammar Lesson

This one is from Zachary.  He has always been very good at speaking English correctly.  At his 18 monh check-up I was a little worried about him because he didn't talk AT ALL!  And then about 2 weeks later the complete sentences started flowing from him.  He had all the sounds of speech right and made sure to get the words right.  Even when he was a little guy he would go to extremes to avoid using a preposition at the end of a sentence.  For example, he would ask, "Whose turn is it to tuck in me?"  Somehow he just picked up that it was not ideal to end a sentence with a preposition.

Another thing he has picked up is the proper use of adverbs.  Always, always he uses a word that ends with -ly to describe a verb.  Too much Schoolhouse Rock?  Perhaps.  But he just figured it out.  When there is not an appropriate actual adverb to use, he creates one.  My favorite is "sneakily."  Such as, "I sneakily slept in Aubrey's room last night," or, "We sneakily played the wii while you were gone."  Another good thing about Zachary is he doesn't keep secrets.

One other word he says that kills me is "crunkled."  You know, the past-tense of "to crunkle."  This word is used as an adjective to describe, say, a wadded up piece of paper that you are trying to straighten out--but it is crunkled.  Or it can be a verb, such as crunkling up your towel to put in the laundry chute.  You can modify this word to be the adjective "crunkly," which can describe a wrinkled shirt or my dry heels (he told me my feet looked crunkly yesterday).

It is really fun now that he is reading everything he sees and figures the world out through words, but I am hoping he does not figure out any time soon that crunkle and sneakily are not actually words.


Tuesday, February 14, 2012

A Valentine treat--No Bake Cookies!



I realized today that I have never posted my recipe for "No Bake" Cookies.  These are one of my very favorite things to make and to give.  My mom made them many times during my childhood.  At Easter time she would shape each cookie into a little nest and put jellybeans in it.  My favorite thing to do with these cookies is to shape them into hearts.
This is very easy to do using heart-shaped cookie cutters.  Just fill each cookie cutter with the cookie stuff (it's not really dough, so I don't know what to call it).  I use a little scooper to fill the cookie cutter, and then use a spoon to push the cookie stuff to the edges of the cutter.  I usually make the cookies about 1/2 inch thick. Leave it for about 5 seconds to take shape, and then lift the cookie cutter off and move on to the next one.  It speeds things up a bit if you have multiple cookie cutters, and small shapes work the best.  Also, it is easier if you have a helper around to either scoop or to spread.


So here's the recipe.

No Bake Cookies
1/2 cup butter
1/4 cup cocoa powder
2 cups sugar
1/2 cup milk
Melt butter in a saucepan and add sugar, cocoa and milk.  Stir as it comes to a boil.  Let the mixture boil for about 30 seconds.

Remove the pan from heat and add 1/2 cup of peanut butter (although I am a creamy PB girl, I prefer crunchy in the cookies), 1 tsp vanilla and 3 cups of oats.  Stir well and allow to cool in the pan for about 10 minutes.  Then use a scoop to drop the cookies onto parchment paper.

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Sewing mamma

I finally got some sewing done this week.  I made this dress out of an old shirt, some 2" black elastic and a yard of fabric.  I made a first attempt at it last week, but I didn't like the shirt and fabric combo once I got it together, and the bottom half was a bit snug as I hadn't measured my booty very well.  So I unpicked the bottom half from the elastic and replaced it with this version that was made to fit over my huge hips.  The girls at church thought it was fantastic, and I think this will be one of our weeknight activities coming up soon.  Really, really an easy first sewing project.

I got the idea from this cute blog post at mommybydaycrafterbynight.com.

The success of this dress made up for my sad attempt at a baby quilt last week.  My mom had very nicely cut all the pieces for me for a darling quilt--about 6 months ago!  I never got around to sewing it, and I finally got it out and sewed all the little pieces into rectangles.  When it came time to sew 2 rectangles together to made a square, I realized that one set of the rectangles was exactly 1/2" narrower than the other....

My mom had scanned and emailed the pattern to me.  Apparently when that happened, the template for the 1/2 rectangle piece shrank by 1/2".  It says it should be 5.5" long, but the pattern template itself is only 5" on the paper.  My mom has made several of these quilts for gifts, so she had no reason to stop and measure the template to make sure it was the right size--because it WAS the right size on her original.

So now I am trying to convince myself to go buy some more fabric and re-cut the 96 pieces of fabric I need to make 48 rectangles.  On the bright side, all of the other pieces were cut the right size, so half of the piecing is done and I wouldn't be entirely starting over.

What else happened this week?  Oh, yes.  Our iMac died.  It is only 1.5 years old, and it suddenly kept shutting itself off and wouldn't come back up.  I went to take it to the Mac store Wednesday, only to remember when I got to the mall that I had forgotten to bring the computer  in the car!  So I went back Thursday, remembering to bring the iMac, but it would not shut off for the guy at the Mac store!  It was acting like it was perfectly fine.  So I took it back home and started to run a backup, only to have the computer shut down mid-way through and leave me without a backup.  So I took it back to the Mac store Friday, and this time it shut itself down after about 20 seconds of being turned on, and alternated between a white and a black screen for a while before shutting off.  I figured it was a bad power supply, and left it there.  Indeed, it was a bad power supply, and we should have it back on Wednesday of this week.  Almost everyone I know has never had a problem with their Mac, but I figured that streak of luck would not extend to me.  I just have a special way with things, you know.  The queen of broken machines.

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Happy 200th Birthday, Charles Dickens!



Beware, this is a long and nerdy post.  Hopefully it makes you want to go pick up a Dickens book, or at least watch one of the BBC/Masterpiece Theater movies inspired by his great books.

It is no secret that I am fully in love with the works of Charles Dickens.  He is, in my mind, the most brilliant writer of all time.  In honor of his 200th birthday today, I thought it would be a great idea to write an essay.  I love to write essays, and I love Charles Dickens, so why not have some fun and write an essay about Charles Dickens?

By reading many of Dickens works, I have learned much about humanity, society, personality traits, kindness, evil, and what I do and do not want to be like.  The vast array of characters created by Dickens teaches great lessons.  Sometimes these examples are taught by major characters, and sometimes from characters that seem to be a very minor part of the story.

From Mrs. Jellyby of Bleak House  I learned an important lesson.  She suffers from what Dickens called “telescopic philanthropy.”  Mrs. Jellyby had a large house with numerous children, none of which she ever interacted with our took care of.  She was too busy focusing all of her energy and efforts trying to raise money for the poor souls of Africa through various letter-writing campaigns.  The house was a mess, Mrs. Jellyby was a mess, her clothes were a mess, her kids were a mess, but most of all her family was a mess.  She lost sight of what was really important by ignoring things close to home where she could really make a difference and instead focused on make herself important by helping others thousands of miles away.  I do not want to be Mrs. Jellyby.

In Great Expectations I learned a number of lessons.  From Pip I learned to always be true to who you are, no matter how others expect you to act.  We must always be grateful to those who helped us along the way, and never find ourselves too important in social standing to be kind and gracious.  From Miss Havisham I learned to let things go.  When her fiancĂ© left her at the alter many, many years before, she chose to destroy her own life by living the anger of that day over and over.  She left the wedding cake and feast set up for mice and spiders to devour over the years, she stayed in her wedding dress and veil, which became as yellowed as her skin, she stopped every clock in the house, she refused to let any light in or to move past what had happened.  She let the embarrassment and anger of her humiliation boil inside of her until she was so wretched that her only delight was in training her adopted daughter Estella to be a heartless, sadistic man-hater-heart-breaker so that she could wreak revenge on a poor, unsuspecting man someday.  She turned a sad situation into something completely tragic and threw her life away over one bad moment.  Get over it!

 From Joe, I learned true humility and love.  When Pip’s expectations changed and he became a gentleman, Pip derided his father figure Joe and everything that had to do with his former life.  In the end, Joe harbors no bad feelings, but loves Pip completely and fully despite the way Pip had treated him.

Another from Great Expectations is the lesson I learned from Abel Magwitch about not judging someone for what you think he or she is capable of.  He left his criminal past behind him when his heart was touched when he was shown kindness from the young and innocent Pip.  Throughout the book, Pip is mistaken about the identity of his mysterious benefactor, and is completely caught off guard when he learns that the convict he helped as a child has spent his life amassing a fortune to help out the poor boy.  Pip returns this kindness by trying to save the life of Magwitch.  We just never know who someone is until we give them a chance.

In David Copperfield I learned that sometimes what you are looking for is right in front of you the whole time where you least expected it.  David spends forever infatuated with the empty-headed Dora, whom marries and then discovers she is completely incapable of anything.  Lucky for him she dies, and he finds his true love in best childhood friend Agnes.  She has always loved him, and he realizes that he always had loved her.  He was tricked by a pretty face instead of a true beauty.

In A Christmas Carol, I learned from Marley’s ghost to never let a chance to do something nice go by.  I do not want to be fettered by chains as he was, constantly reminded of a little kindness or something “I did not share, but might have shared and turned to happiness.”  I can’t imagine anything worse that the spectral sight he showed to Scrooge:

"Scrooge followed to the window: desperate in his curiosity.  He looked out.
The air was filled with phantoms, wandering hither and thither in restless haste, and moaning as they went.  Every one of them wore chains like Marley's Ghost; some few (they might be guilty governments) were linked together; none were free.  Many had been personally known to Scrooge in their lives.  He had been quite familiar with one old ghost, in a white waistcoat, with a monstrous iron safe attached to its ankle, who cried piteously at being unable to assist a wretched woman with an infant, whom it saw below, upon a door-step.  The misery with them all was, clearly, that they sought to interfere, for good, in human matters, and had lost the power for ever."

I learned from Scrooge that it is never too late to change, and to never give up on anyone.  Scrooge initially was characterized by this: “Oh! But he was a tight-fisted hand at the grindstone, Scrooge! a squeezing, wrenching, grasping, scraping, clutching, covetous, old sinner! Hard and sharp as flint, from which no steel had ever struck out generous fire.”   He said, “"If I could work my will," said Scrooge indignantly, "every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' on his lips, should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!"
 Through his interactions with the ghosts, Scrooge is fully redeemed and spends the rest of his life making amends for the wrongs he has done, and doing as much good as possible.   The end of the book describes him thus: "Scrooge was better than his word. He did it all, and infinitely more; and to Tiny Tim, who did not die, he was a second father. He became as good a friend, as good a master, and as good a man, as the good old city knew, or any other good old city, town, or borough, in the good old world."

Perhaps the greatest lesson of all is from A Tale of Two Cities, which is my very favorite of Dickens’s works.  While at the same time this book taught me about pure evil through the character of Mme. Defarge, it also taught me the meaning of true love through Sidney Carton. It is the best love story of all time, and the character of Sidney Carton should cause any woman to swoon.   He goes from a man who cared about nothing and no one to a man who would sacrifice his life for the person he truly loved.  He passed up his chance to express his interest in Lucie, because past deeds had left him feeling unworthy of such a perfect girl.  But when he confronts Lucie to let her know that he loves her he says, “O Miss Manette, when the little picture of a happy father's face looks up in yours, when you see your own bright beauty springing up anew at your feet think now and then that there is a man who would give his life, to keep a life you love beside you!"

In the end that is just what he does, giving up his life as he exchanges places with Lucie’s innocent, but condemned, husband at the guillotine. "It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to, than I have ever known."

The beginning of the book is very well known, “It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.”  However, Sidney Carton’s words from the end are the most beautiful of the book.

From Little Dorrit I learned so much about injustice, poverty,  prosperity, making the best of a situation, cruelty, kindness, pride, and true love.  From Bleak House I learned that everyone has a secret, true love sometimes means giving up the thing you love, and every person carries some sort of burden or heartache.  It also is an interesting satire blasting the inefficiencies and injustices of the court system, the greed of some attorneys, and the blindness of greed, false hopes, and envy. 

Most of all, I have learned  from Dickens to not underestimate the part any of us plays in life.  Each book is full of many seemingly small characters in the background whose stories seem completely unrelated to the plot.  In the end, these small characters end up providing a crucial bit of information, or an integral interaction to the unfolding of the entire story, bringing everything together into one wham-bam-bang big finale.  We can never understand how the little things we do or say in life will affect and impact, good or bad, so many other people.  Everyone is important, and everything we do makes a difference in some way to someone.

Hitting the slopes

 I finally got a chance to go skiing this season.  I went with my friend Sue who is a very good ski buddy.  Her youngest is the same age as my oldest, but we always have plenty to talk about.  I love to ski with her because she makes me go on black diamond runs that she knows I can handle but I would be too afraid of on my own.  I am so glad that she is not afraid of the black diamonds.  We took it a little easy on them yesterday because the snow was not quite ideal, but we conquered the ones that we tried.  It hasn't snowed at all in over two weeks, and the temperatures on the mountain have been above freezing during the day.  But it was a day that both of us could get away, so we went for it despite the slushy snow and patches of re-frozen slush.

Yesterday was the first time I had been skiing that I actually was too warm and had to peel off a layer. It was so nice to get up on the mountain where it was sunny and NOT windy like it has been here at my house for the past week.  It was a beautiful day.

The most memorable part of the day was at the end after I had turned in my rental skis and boots and emptied my locker.  I headed down a long hallway where probably 50 sets of skis, poles and boots were carefully lined up against the wall with accompanying paper work for a large ski group coming in this morning. They were all placed so perfectly and nicely.  I noticed how evenly spaced they were also and thought to myself how easy it will be for those people coming the next day to find their rentals.  Unfortunately, I forgot how huge my yellow bag was that I had over my shoulder, and the end of my bag clipped one of the sets of skis, which fell sideways right into another set of skis.....and on and on just like a row of dominos.  It was awesome.  I heard the guy from the other side of the rental shop yelling, "Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!"  But it was too late.  The skis and poles were all lying on the floor all over the place.  I hurried out of there pretty dang fast, once again reminded of my clumsiness and impressed at my ability to make a big mess with just one little nudge from my yellow bag.